What kind of crank are we talking about here? I picture the starting handle of a 1930’s Lagonda. Maybe it’s the crankshaft. The part of an automobile engine that changes the up and down motion of the pistons into rotation. I don’t for a moment imagine it has anything to with that Scottish comedy duo with the misspelled name of Krankies?

No, I think we are talking about the so called leader of the free world. The most dangerous crank in the world.

Said it was going to be brief!